Signs you've grown up.

[OneFreeTexan]

1. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
2. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
3. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
4. If you're a woman, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
5. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
6. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

[Karl/Pa.]

Had to remind us, didn't you.