Words of Wisdom

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OneFreeTexan
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Words of Wisdom

Post by OneFreeTexan » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:46 am

We needed some new ones!!



1. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
2. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
3. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
4. Procrastinate Now!
5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
6. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
NRA Lifer
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Niner Delta
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Re: Words of Wisdom

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:03 pm

Or slight variations on old ones. :mrgreen:

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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Karl/Pa.
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Re: Words of Wisdom

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:14 am

Aren't WE slight variations of the old ones? Hmmm?
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NuJudge
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Re: Words of Wisdom

Post by NuJudge » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:32 pm

I really like #4.
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