This one is really bad!!

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This one is really bad!!

Post by OneFreeTexan » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:31 am

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

(You're gonna love this...)







The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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Re: This one is really bad!!

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:16 pm

There's a corner far, far away . . . .
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Post by Dave 101 » Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:30 pm

groooooooooooooooooan !

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Post by dhtaxi » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:26 pm

Oh my gowd.
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Post by Niner Delta » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:58 pm

"This one is really bad!!"

A vast understatement!!!
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Post by joseyclosey » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:23 am

I like it :mrgreen:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:09 pm

That one actually hurts.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:12 am

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Re: This one is really bad!!

Post by blackisler » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:55 pm

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