Oh Me ........

[Karl/Pa.]

A Queensland Tourist visiting New Zealand for the first time hired a car to
travel to both North and South Islands.

On his way down the South Island he observed a bloke in a paddock having sex
with a sheep.

The tourist was horrified to think this unacceptable behavior could occur
in this educated country. He was so disgusted he stopped at the nearby pub
to sooth his nerves.

Whilst at the bar he noticed a chap with one leg at the end of the bar
discreetly wanking himself.

The tourist was disgusted and said to the barmaid, " What the hell is going
on over here?" I've only been here a couple hours and I've seen a bloke
screwing a sheep in the paddock and now this one legged bloke at the end of
the bar wanking himself off."

The barmaid replied, "You can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a
sheep!"