As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for me!
01. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
02. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
03. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
04. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.
It's the tortoise life for me!
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It's the tortoise life for me!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.