Hmmmmm..........

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Hmmmmm..........

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:19 am

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs.
Lady: How much per 6 pack?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900.
In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: So where's YOUR Ferrari then?

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