More than just a game...............

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More than just a game...............

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:05 pm

John and Alison are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. John calls 999 on his mobile phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

Alison raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying here and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear," says John calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.

"No time at all," says John. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."
Duncan

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