Milsurp After Hours

They sell an aqueous lanolin based creme at the local hardware store. It is called 'Bag Balm' and it works like a charm

Not sure who first used this in their Martini, I can only imagine the scenario.

"Bag Balm" has been around for over 100 years, originally made for use on dairy cows to
keep them "udderly" smooth and not irritated....
I remember seeing it in the barn when I was a kid.

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