Simo Häyhä

[Karl/Pa.]

In the winter of 1939, the Soviet Union was dicks. Russian Premier Josef Stalin thought it would be really fucking hilarious if he all of a sudden sent like two million of his dudes over to nearby Finland to start kicking everyone's asses and seizing whatever land he could get his borsch-covered hands on, while simultaneously kicking puppies and shouting profanities at inanimate objects in a vodka-and-caviar induced roid rage. While this may have been a laugh riot for Stalin and his numbnuts cronies, the Finnish people obviously were a little unhappy with the prospect of having all their cross-country skis, Winter Olympics gold medals and salmon fishing boats captured by a rampaging horde of godless commie bastards, so they decided to open an extra-large can of whoop-ass and give the Russkies the ballsack kicking they were apparently looking for.

Rest of article here:

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hayha.html

[DuncaninFrance]

That is about as funny as a double dose of Ebola..................The author (?) , Ben Thompson, needs a good kicking and a lesson in human suffering IMO................but there again, you can't fix STUPID can you

[Niner]

I agree....with Duncan.

[Niner Delta]

Well, that's one way to screw up a very interesting story.................

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