MIGHT BE A REPEAT..........
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MIGHT BE A REPEAT..........
ELEPHANT STEW
1 Medium sized elephant (Ioxodontus Africana)
20 bags salt 125 bushels carrots
500 kg. Peppercorns 2000 sprigs parsley
750 bushels potatoes ½ clove of garlic (to taste)
100 onions 1 rabbit
Method:
1.Cut elephant into bite sized chunks ( takes about 6 weeks )
2.Chop vegetables into cubes ( another 4 weeks )
3.Place meat in jumbo size missionary pot rubbed round with the garlic.
Add 5000½ litres of elephant stock and simmer for 28 days stirring
occasionally
4.Shovel in salt and pepper to taste
5.When meat is tender add vegetables (speed matters here, consider a
using a JCB )
6. Simmer for a further week
7. Garnish with parsley
Serves 3,004
If more guests are expected add the rabbit.
1 Medium sized elephant (Ioxodontus Africana)
20 bags salt 125 bushels carrots
500 kg. Peppercorns 2000 sprigs parsley
750 bushels potatoes ½ clove of garlic (to taste)
100 onions 1 rabbit
Method:
1.Cut elephant into bite sized chunks ( takes about 6 weeks )
2.Chop vegetables into cubes ( another 4 weeks )
3.Place meat in jumbo size missionary pot rubbed round with the garlic.
Add 5000½ litres of elephant stock and simmer for 28 days stirring
occasionally
4.Shovel in salt and pepper to taste
5.When meat is tender add vegetables (speed matters here, consider a
using a JCB )
6. Simmer for a further week
7. Garnish with parsley
Serves 3,004
If more guests are expected add the rabbit.
Duncan
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I shared this some folks on another board and several questions arose:
1) Whereinell do you get a stewpot this size and what do you heat it with. One suggestion was a surplus LST, gutted of course.
2) Who gets to wash it when its over?
1) Whereinell do you get a stewpot this size and what do you heat it with. One suggestion was a surplus LST, gutted of course.
2) Who gets to wash it when its over?
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ANSWERS -
1) New use for the London Melenium Dome!
2) The next tsunami!
2) The next tsunami!
Duncan
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"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Would that be a "Daphne Whitethigh"* receipe?
* For those Brits old enough, think "Round the Horne", for those slightly younger, think BBC7, Wednesdays 12:00 hrs local (at present 12:00hrs BST/11:00hrs GMT, also available on-line for 7 days from 1 hr after the above times)
* For those Brits old enough, think "Round the Horne", for those slightly younger, think BBC7, Wednesdays 12:00 hrs local (at present 12:00hrs BST/11:00hrs GMT, also available on-line for 7 days from 1 hr after the above times)
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AH! MITTA HORN - WE MEET AGAIN!
Anyone seen Binky?
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.