Beer contains female hormones!

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Beer contains female hormones!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:14 am

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of
a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour
period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these
men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!
Duncan

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Re: Beer contains female hormones!

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:12 pm

LOL Good one Duncan. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Maybe that explains my attraction to both.

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