One night, for training I had booked the indoor .22 range above the garages at Huddersfield. We were going to shoot 25mtr targets with .22 H&K conversions for our SLR's.
My platoon, having installed the kits in 4 rifles (I thought) put the first 4 men onto the firing point to fire 5 rounds. Three of them had no problems but the forth, known as 'Dad' was not happy! Dad was well known for his love of shooting and had served in the KOYLI.
The conversation went something like this.............
Listen in......Load!
5 rounds in your own time..go on.
CLICK!
Dad cocks weapon,
CLICK!
Dad swears and cocks again,
CLICK!.......Sarge, this ammo is shit!
OK I say, stay there and wait for the others to finish their shoot.
Dad relaxes.
The others finish, port arms for inspection and dress back off the firing point.
I then pick up Dads rifle and am just about to remove the mag and inspect it when 3 rounds of .22LR fall out of the muzzle! I break open the rifle and find that there is no .22 barrel sleeve in it so Dad has been feeding one .22 round after another into a 7.62 barrel!
Dad's comment was.."!Oh booger! Ah s'pose this'll cost me a few beers then eh Sarge?"
We laughed so much that The MT Lt came up to find out what all the noise was about and when he asked, was told to FOOK OFF by Dad "Cos it's nowt ta doo wi thee!"
Those WERE the days
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SPIN OFF FROM THE AMERICAN .22 TRAINERS POSTS.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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HIM!
He put the conversion together so that was that!
As to the cost of the beer, well I seem to remember he went home with an empty wallet that night but the story lasted and I bet he had a few freebies on it afterwards in the British Legion!!
One exercise he was designated 'Company Runner' but said he could only be 'Company Walker' because of his age!
As to the cost of the beer, well I seem to remember he went home with an empty wallet that night but the story lasted and I bet he had a few freebies on it afterwards in the British Legion!!
One exercise he was designated 'Company Runner' but said he could only be 'Company Walker' because of his age!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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