John and Alison are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. John calls 999 on his mobile phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
Alison raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying here and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear," says John calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says John. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."
More than just a game...............
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More than just a game...............
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.