up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention?"
"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover
with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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