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fritz

<p>I've learned....That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness, and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Elderly Couple: > >> > >> > >> > >> The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first > >> time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this > >> very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love > >> to you." "Yes, she says, &quo...

Memory was something you lost with age > An application was for employment > A program was a TV show > A cursor used profanity > > A keyboard was a piano > A web was a spider's home > A virus was the flu > A CD was a bank account > > A hard drive was a long trip on the road > A mouse pad was where a...

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons." Aft...

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons." Aft...

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a > particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a > couple of > dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and > asked, If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?&quo...

George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded! My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,"...

Intelligent blonde Two blondes were sitting on a bench talking...and the one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther... Florida or the moon..." The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooooooooooooo can you see Florida?" fritz <p>" How > can a slim chanc...