Good girl!

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is R...

We occasionally got heat tabs out in the field, but not consistently. C4 was easier, we always had a few bars of that for clearing an LZ, and we could always sacrifice a claymore. They were easy to replace. We heard you could set the C4 off if you hit it once it was burning. I never knew anyone who ...

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and softly said,"You have got to make love to me this very moment." My eyes lit up as I thought...

We didn't have concussion grenades, so we couldn't compare them. A lot of fish floated to the surface, though. They tasted muddy as much as fishy. We did a lot of things that it probably wasn't a good idea to do. We used frags to heat water during the monsoons. We did take the fuse out first though....

We had to cross a fairly deep stream one time, so we shuttled our gear across on air mattresses. We set up on the other side to dry out, and some of us were floating down the stream and got the bright idea to toss some frags to get some fish. You don't have much range when you are throwing while flo...

I went to a funeral Thursday at the Beaufort (SC) National Cemetery for a friend, relative, and former Marine. RIP Uncle Joe. He was buried with full military honors. After the 21 gun salute, the spent cartridges were collected, and three were folded into the flag. The rest were given to the family ...

Redneckin' in style.

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The ol...