One image cartoons
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Aughnanure
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Re: One image cartoons
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Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
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Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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AND ONE LINERS...................
“The starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000.” “Great. I’ll start later.”
When the pool re-opens, due to social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes 1, 3, and 5.
Tip: Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.
Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo".
Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman try to find her car. Each time she raises her phone, I honk my horn.
If a cookie falls on the floor and I pick it up, that's a squat, right?
Do you throw junk away just a week before you need it for a project?
Had a bad mix-up at the store today. The cashier said "strip down facing me." Apparently she was referring to my credit card.
“The starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000.” “Great. I’ll start later.”
When the pool re-opens, due to social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes 1, 3, and 5.
Tip: Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever accidentally hit a parked car, just write “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.
Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, “Close enough.”
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo".
Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman try to find her car. Each time she raises her phone, I honk my horn.
If a cookie falls on the floor and I pick it up, that's a squat, right?
Do you throw junk away just a week before you need it for a project?
Had a bad mix-up at the store today. The cashier said "strip down facing me." Apparently she was referring to my credit card.
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
Re: One image cartoons
I saw this in a dinner in Kentucky yesterday. It was not for sale.
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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DuncaninFrance
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Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Aughnanure
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Re: One image cartoons
Ain’t it ever been so
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
Eoin.
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DuncaninFrance
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Check out the Author!!
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Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
Re: One image cartoons
Artillery king of battle. The infantry are known as the queens. One early surmise as to why.
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