Penguin Ritual...........

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Penguin Ritual...........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:27 am

Penguin Ritual

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:



"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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Re: Penguin Ritual...........

Post by deadin » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:25 am

Off your meds again, Duncan?? :loco:
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Post by Niner Delta » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:18 pm

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Re: Penguin Ritual...........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:24 am

Just LOVE it when I get a groan from Vern :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
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