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job application

Post by joseyclosey » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:21 am

I've just applied for a job at the Citroën factory,
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I had to send 2CV's

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Re: job application

Post by PeterN2 » Thu Jun 18, 2020 12:46 pm

i tried to get a job at the bacon factory. I had to phone them up for the application form but it was a really bad line. All I got was a lot of crackling.
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Re: job application

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:58 pm

I tried to get a job at a health club...but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
I tried to get a job as a plumber... but it was just a pipe dream.
They tried to hire me and my friends to repair Egyptian monuments... but we found out it was just a pyramid scheme.


I'll stop before you shoot me..... :loco:


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