Yesterday a customer asked "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant askes "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended says "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I'd asked for Italian sausages, would you have asked if I was Italian? Or if I'd asked for Bratwurst would you ask if I was German? Or if I'd asked for a Kosher hot dog would you ask if I was a Jew? Or if I'd asked for Chorizo would you ask if I was Spanish?"
The assistant admits "No, I probably wouldn't."
The customer says "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausages, why did you ask whether I'm Irish?"
The assistant replies "Because you're in Halfords." ( A UK Automotive shop)
Everyone seems all to ready to scream "racism" these days....
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Everyone seems all to ready to scream "racism" these days....
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
Re: Everyone seems all to ready to scream "racism" these days....
Thanks for explaining the last joke.
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Re: Everyone seems all to ready to scream "racism" these days....
In the US it would have been AutoZone instead of Halfords.
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