Everyone seems all to ready to scream "racism" these days....

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Everyone seems all to ready to scream "racism" these days....

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:05 pm

Yesterday a customer asked "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant askes "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended says "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I'd asked for Italian sausages, would you have asked if I was Italian? Or if I'd asked for Bratwurst would you ask if I was German? Or if I'd asked for a Kosher hot dog would you ask if I was a Jew? Or if I'd asked for Chorizo would you ask if I was Spanish?"
The assistant admits "No, I probably wouldn't."
The customer says "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausages, why did you ask whether I'm Irish?"

The assistant replies "Because you're in Halfords." ( A UK Automotive shop) :loco: :loco: :loco:
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Re: Everyone seems all to ready to scream "racism" these days....

Post by Niner » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:10 pm

Thanks for explaining the last joke. :loco:
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Post by Niner Delta » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:29 pm

In the US it would have been AutoZone instead of Halfords.

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