The Test.................

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The Test.................

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Dec 05, 2020 2:35 pm

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar. :IRE:
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Re: The Test.................

Post by Aughnanure » Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:57 am

Me ould Duncan,

Not takin' da piss, are yuh?
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Re: The Test.................

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:40 am

Me, take the piss - would I? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.

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