It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.....
The difference is staggering.
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself: "That's a little condescending."
I got myself a senior citizen GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
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Humor???
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Humor???
Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.