Military Humour........

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Military Humour........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Feb 25, 2021 2:36 pm

...........sort of!

Poking Fun At Everyone
Three members of the Armed Forces find a scorpion in their tent … The Royal Marine kills the scorpion. The soldier picks up a radio and reports the presence of the scorpion. The RAF officer calls the front desk and asks why there's a tent in his room.

Why do military personnel often marry lovers from the foreign countries in which they are deployed? Because when they finally come home, they get to leave their in-laws thousands of miles away.

Some Aimed At The Royal Marines. Sorry guys.
What do you call a Royal Marine who can read and write? "Sir!"
What do you call a Royal Marine with an IQ of 160? A platoon.
How do you keep a Royal Marine happy in his old age? Tell him a joke when he is young.

Army Personnel Getting The Brunt Of It ...

What do you get when you drop a piano on a British Army officer? A-flat Major.

What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp? A Police Officer.

Jokes Aimed At The RAF
How do you know when a date with an RAF pilot is halfway over? He will say, "Enough about me. Want to hear about my plane?"
Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Royal Hare Force.
How do you play RAF Bingo? "A-10… B-52… F-16…"
What did the Royal Air Force dentist's license plate read? TOP GUM.
RAF pilot: "That's it! We're flying faster than the speed of sound!" Co-pilot: "What?"

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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