Eating out.........

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Eating out.........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:31 am

Two elderly couples met up in the park. The husbands got into a huddle. One said, "June and I went out to a new restaurant last night and it was really great. I would highly recommend it to you and your wife".

The other elderly man asked "What was the name of the place?"

The first man pondered for a bit and eventually said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love ? You know, the one that's red and has thorns?"

The second elderly man replied, "Er, do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one." He then turned to his wife and asked, "Rose, what was the name of that restaurant last night"?

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Re: Eating out.........

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:58 pm

So is the wife's name June or Rose???....... ;)


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