From the 12th of April you can visit your local pub.

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From the 12th of April you can visit your local pub.

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:30 am

From the 12th of April you can visit your local pub. Just follow these easy rules.

OUTSIDE DRINKING LAWS AS OF 12TH APRIL 2021*
YOU CAN GO INSIDE THE PUB TO GET OUTSIDE THEN SIT INSIDE A COVERED AREA, AS LONG AS IT IS OUTSIDE.
YOU CAN GO INSIDE TO THE TOILET BUT CANT GO TO THE TOILET OUTSIDE.
YOU CAN GO INSIDE TO PAY, BUT MUST STAY OUTSIDE TO DRINK.
IF IT RAINS YOU CAN SIT INSIDE THE COVERED AREA BUT ONLY IF IT IS OUTSIDE.
IF YOU DECIDE TO GO HOME THEN YOU GO INSIDE THE PUB TO GET OUTSIDE TO WALK HOME TO BE INSIDE AGAIN, IF YOU CAN WALK PAST THE BAR TO GO TO THE TOILET INSIDE BUT MUST NOT CARRY A PINT BACK OUTSIDE THIS IS ONLY SAFE IF DONE BY THE BAR STAFF.
ONLY BAR STAFF CAN TAKE A DRINK OUTSIDE TO YOU WHILE YOU ARE INSIDE THE OUTSIDE COVERED AREA.
YOU CAN SIT ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE AT THE PARK OR THE BEACH AND GET COFFEE OR FOOD FROM A STAND OUTSIDE.
HOWEVER YOU MUST SIT AND BE SERVED AT A TABLE IF YOU ARE INSIDE A PUB AREA EVEN IF IT IS OUTSIDE.
YOU CAN SIT WITH SIX PEOPLE UNLESS YOU HAVE A BIG FAMILY THEN YOU CAN SIT WITH AS MANY AS YOU LIKE.
A MEAL NO LONGER PROTECTS YOU WHILE DRINKING AND THE VIRUS NO LONGER COMES OUT AFTER 1OPM BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE.
I HOPE THIS CLEARS UP ANY CONFUSION !!!!

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