Smart truck.....

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Smart truck.....

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Sep 28, 2021 7:11 pm

I bought a new truck. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday, because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles' and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy and for the next few days, every time I'd say 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music and
if I said 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.
I yelled at her, "STUPID IDIOT"
The radio replied,
'BIDEN or PELOSI' ?

I love this truck!


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