The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:11 pm

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
:loco: :loco:
Duncan

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