The Cowboy’s New Boots.

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The Cowboy’s New Boots.

Post by Niner Delta » Sat May 14, 2022 11:14 pm

There was this cowboy who had just bought a new pair of boots. He was really proud of his boots, and was showing them off around town.
Finally, he went home to show his wife. He walked up to her and asked “Do you notice anything different?” “Nope” she replied.
So he lifted up his pant legs to expose his boots and asked “How about now?” Again, she said “Nope.”



Furious, he took all of his clothes off except for his new boots, and asked “And now?” She told him “It was hanging down yesterday,
it’s hanging down today, and it’ll be hanging down tomorrow too.” “But it’s staring at my new boots!” he insisted.
Without skipping a beat, she came back with “Good, maybe you should buy a new hat then!”


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