A few new ones.

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A few new ones.

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Feb 03, 2023 9:05 pm

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn’t that be an even number?



♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.



♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies . Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.



♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?



♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body .



♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!



♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.



♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.



♦ Free Speech is not free ... It cost Elon $44 Billion to give us ours back.



♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see.



♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.



♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"



♦ I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penney has an older women’s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor"



♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.



♦ Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch.


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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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