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Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Here's some groaners for you.
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A guy stopped at a watering hole in Seattle where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?
The guy replies: “Whisky.”
The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168.”
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”
The guy answers: “Whisky.”
The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “100.” The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, and the NHL.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies: “Whisky.”
The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man answers, “50.”
The robot leans in real close and asks,
“So . . . are . . . you.... people . . . still.... happy . . . with .... Biden?”
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't wake him up!!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Sales calls have to be answered with caution, speaking slowly and distinctly.
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Things that inventors think of that should have probably been forgotten.
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