A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked."How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Fly Hunting
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DaveGreen1954
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Damn you davegreen.....................
You made me blow hot coffee thru my nose!!!!!
that is the funniest thing I have read all week!!!!!
that is the funniest thing I have read all week!!!!!
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DuncaninFrance
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Maybe you should read more in the interests of self defense!
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.