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Paddy

Post by Woftam » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:24 am

Paddy was in the airport with 2 sacks over each shoulder, when
all of a sudden he gets stopped by customs, and they search the
2 sacks. They find them
both full of mobile phones. The customs officer asks him " What have
you got all these phones for?"

Paddy replies "Well, when I
was on me travels in America , I got a phone call from me mate
Murphy in Ireland , and he told me that he was starting up a Jazz
band and would I bring him back 2
saxophones".
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Re: Paddy

Post by dromia » Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:28 am

Its Joe really, he's logging on as other members. :shock:
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Post by joseyclosey » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Paddy

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:29 am

Blimy! a COVERTJOE :roll:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:45 am

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Re: Paddy

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:22 pm

And you complained about MY jokes! HA!

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Re: Paddy

Post by Aughnanure » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:08 pm

I think that Timtam gets the biscuit. :razz:
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Re: Paddy

Post by Woftam » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:27 pm

That was so well received I'll have to try and find another one like it :lol:
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Re: Paddy

Post by dromia » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:32 pm

Joe!

Stop pretending to be Graeme!
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Re: Paddy

Post by Aughnanure » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:51 pm

Is it very dark at the bottom of the pit, Graeme? :)
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