DOCTOR'S OFFICE

wh12725 · Post by **wh12725** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:58 pm

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you say in

front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell

her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy

handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a

crowded doctor's office and say things like that.

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong

with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of

others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:43 pm

Makes sense to me.

stripperclip · Post by **stripperclip** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:14 am