Modern Super markets - This is Real

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Karl/Pa.
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Modern Super markets - This is Real

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:01 pm

Look at all the new stuff in stores. The supermarket near my house has an automatic mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When you approach the egg case, your hear hens cackle. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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Post by Aughnanure » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:58 am

Stay away from the condoms as well :shock: :shock:
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And.........

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:00 pm

I can't even imagine what the tampon aisle would sound like. :roll:

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