Lottery Luck

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Aughnanure
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Lottery Luck

Post by Aughnanure » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:13 am

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:19 am

I can see that happening.....Hmmmmm............
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