A young boy ...

[joseyclosey]

A young boy enters the barber shop and Bill Soprovitch

the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the

dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to

you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two

quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and

asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I

tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same

young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take

the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day

I take the dollar, the game's over!!!!"