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DaveGreen1954 · Post by **DaveGreen1954** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:46 am

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before

the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A

can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she

replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were

in the can. She replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's 85 year old

husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge

said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She stole a can of peas too."