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Karl/Pa.
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Flower Shop

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:46 pm

A guy walks into a flower store and says, “I’d like three dozen of those beautiful anemones you’ve been advertising.” The shopkeeper replied, “I’m sorry, sir, but we only have one dozen left. May I recommend some of these luscious ferns we just got in? I think they’d make a beautiful arrangement all by themselves.” “You’re right,” the customer said, “With frondes like these, who needs anemones?”
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