Handguns Are Better Than Wives!!!!!!!

ian27 · Post by **ian27** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:59 pm

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WIFE

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

and, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman

#1 - YOU CAN PUT A SILENCER ON A HANDGUN!

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:57 pm

You're either brave or unmarried

Tom-May · Post by **Tom-May** » Fri May 04, 2007 7:02 pm

Or the missus hasn't seen the post!

ian27 · Post by **ian27** » Sat May 05, 2007 7:21 pm

Now why would I even think of letting her near the computer!!!!!!!!!!! Hell she's got the cooker, the iron and the vacuum cleaner to play with!!!!

Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Sun May 06, 2007 2:02 am

She obviously NEVER gets on the computer

Handguns Are Better Than Wives!!!!!!!

Handguns Are Better Than Wives!!!!!!!

That proves it!