Funeral

[Niner Delta]

BLUE SUIT...

Charlie had a massive heart attack and died. His body

was delivered to the mortuary. He had been wearing an

expensive, expertly tailored black suit at the time of

his demise, so he really looked wonderful, considering

the circumstances.

His wife went to the funeral home to make the final

arrangements for his interment. She spoke to the

mortician about what her husband would be wearing. The

mortician pointed out that the man looked really nice in

the black suit he was wearing, and that frankly it would

be easier and less expensive to leave him dressed as he

was. The woman noted that Charlie had always looked his

very best in blue, and that she really wanted him in a

blue suit for his trip to eternity. To silence the

mortician's continued outcries, she gave him a blank

check and said, "I don't care what it costs, but please

have my husband in the very best blue suit money can

buy for the ceremony."

The woman came back the next day for the wake. To her

delight, she found her Charlie dressed in a gorgeous

blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fit him

perfectly. She said to the mortician, "Whatever this

cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent

job, and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presented her with

the blank check, indicating there was no charge for

these extra services. "No, really, I must compensate you

for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she cried.

The mortician responded, "Honestly, ma'am, the change

to the blue suit cost nothing. Funny thing, a deceased

gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in

shortly after you left yesterday, wearing an attractive

blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to

his grave wearing an attractive black suit. She

indicated that it made no difference, as long as he

looked nice...

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"So I switched the heads."

[Karl/Pa.]

Oh me.................

[Aughnanure]

Oh my.................

[stripperclip]

sounds pretty fair to me.