Adrift on the Ocean

[Karl/Pa.]

Jeff and Dale, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jeff stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Jeff immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into The Worlds Best beer.

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Dale looked disgustedly at Jeff whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Dale said, "Nice going Jeff! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

[Grubber]

Can you imagine how drunk the fish are gonna be.

GG