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Niner Delta
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Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:40 am

Father : "Son, if you don't quit masterbating, you'll go blind."

Son : "Hey Dad, I'm over here."

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Post by stripperclip » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:32 am

of course the wise thing is just till you need glasses :loco:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:42 am

stripperclip wrote:of course the wise thing is just till you need glasses :loco:
...or close one eye.
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Post by Pilgrim » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:49 am

I wear glasses and I keep needing stronger ones. What's that tell you?
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:41 pm

If they need a shave you might have problems :mrgreen:
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