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72 virgins

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:30 pm

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NICE ONE JOE!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:54 pm

Can't help hearing that phrase 'Surgeon heal thyself!" Or I think it was that :roll:
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Post by Aughnanure » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:36 pm

How's his 'virgin-probe'?
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

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Post by Tom-May » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:01 pm

If the ba*d pegs out

Will they bury him in a Blazer and Flares, or in a Smoking-Jacket?
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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