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blackisler
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Post by blackisler » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:28 pm

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Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots

Oor Johnny walked one day

When he saw a sicht that troubled him

Far more that he could say

A fanatic muslim bastard

Wiz doin what he'd planned

And intae Glesca's departure hall

A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis

Came forward tae assist

He thocht "a wumman driver"

Or at least someone half-pissed

But to his shock nae drunken Jock

Emerged to grasp his hand

But a flamin Arab loony

Frae Al Qaeda's band

The mad Islamist nut-case

Had set hissel' on fire

And swung oot at the polis

GBH his clear desire

Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried

And sallied tae the fray

A left hook and a heid butt

Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden

Yir sort's nae wanted here

For imported English radicals

Us Scoatsman huv nae fear

Oor hame grown Glesca Asians

Will have nae bluidy truck

So tak yer worldwide jihad

An get yersel tae F*** !!
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Post by tonsper » Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:14 pm

As the descendant of Scots who came to North America at the request of the King's represantatives, I must agree wholeheartedly. I must also add that they are not welcome in this area as well.
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Post by ian27 » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:38 pm

Very good!!!!!!!!

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Post by Tom-May » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:29 pm

The baggage handler who laid into the driver has apparently solved any drink supply problem he may have had -

He's had so many people buy him drinks that it's been reported (by the radio) that he has some two thousand drinks 'in the pipes' ( if all beer, that's some 13 barrels).

Methinks he's rather popular in Glasgow. :D
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:33 pm

Excellent.
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Post by stripperclip » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:51 pm

very good.
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Post by Aughnanure » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:09 pm

Och Aye :!:
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