Red Neck Sex Test

[Karl/Pa.]

1.The clitoris is a type of flower..... True or False

2.A pubic hair is a wild rabbit...... True or False

3.Spread Eagle is an extinct bird..... True or False

4.Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.....True or False

5.A menstrual cycle has three wheels...... True or False

6.A G-string is part of a fiddle..... True or False

7.Semen is a term for sailors...... True or False

8.Anus is a Latin term for yearly...... True or False

9.Testicles are found on an Octopus..... True or False

10.Asphalt describes rectal problems...... True or False

11.KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati..... True or False

12.Masturbate is used to catch large fish..... True or False

13.Coitus is a musical instrument...... True or False

14.Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke..... True or False

15.An umbilical chord is part of a parachute..... True or False

16.A condom is a large apartment complex..... True or False

17.An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.... True or False

18.A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry..... True or False

19.A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle..... True or False

20.An erection is when Japanese people vote..... True or False

21.A lesbian is a person from the Middle East..... True or False

22.Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass..... True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records..... True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin...... True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve"...... True or False

[Aughnanure]

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