Uh Huh............

[Karl/Pa.]

A young girl comes home from school and asks

her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?

Babies come out of the same place where

boys put their penises?"

"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that

the subject had finally come up and she

wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," responded the

teenager, "Won't it knock my teeth out?"