Headaches

[Tom-May]

Mr. Smith went to see his Doctor.

"Doctor, I keep getting these terrible headaches, the seem to start behind my back teeth spread to behind my eyes and then spread over the whole front of my head"

The Doctor gave him a check up and couldn't find anything and so arranged an appointment with a neurologist.

When the results came in, the Doctor sent for Smith.

"Mr Smith, I've had the Neurologist's report and I'm afraid it's bad news, we can stop the headaches, but the treatment IS rather drastic, I'm afraid it is castration"

As matters would have it, Smith was suffering from one of the headaches and in despiration agreed to the treatment.

Eventually, Smith went into hospital and, after surgery was delighted to discover that the headaches were gone, never to return.

Having left hospital Smith decided to treat himself to a new suit from Saville Row.

While being measured for the suit, the tailor asked the question "And which side does Sir dress?"

"I'm sorry?" Smith replied

"Ah!" said the tailor, "Your, erm, your manhood, Sir, which side of the trouser do you favour?"

"Does it matter?" asked Smith

"Oh yes Sir, Especially with the tight trousers Sir favours. In extreme cases, it can lead to blinding headaches that start at the jaw, movess to the eyes and then spreads across the whole front of the head...".

[Karl/Pa.]

oooookay........

[Aughnanure]

Och! Noo ah ken th' kilt