A man and a woman get married, and one of the things the new wife brought into the house was a foot-locker with a lock on it. She had the key on a small chain around her neck, and never took it off. Over the years, the husband would try to ask her or pry into the foot-locker, but never could find out what was in it. One day, after 50 years of marriage, he asks what's in the box. She sighs, takes the key and unlocks the chest.
Inside was $50,000 in cash and three ears of corn. In astonishment at the amount of cash she had, he asks "Hey, what's the three ears of corn for ??" She answers: "Well, every time I cheated on you, I put an ear of corn in the foot-locker". He gets really pissed off at first, as he never cheated on her the entire marriage. The money caught his eye and he goes, well... where did all this money come from ??
"Well, every time I got a bushel of corn, I sold it !"
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