A bloke walks into a pub and orders a glass of champagne.
An attractive woman sitting at the bar turns and says -
"What a coincidence, I'm drinking champagne ! May I ask why you're drinking Champagne ?"
The bloke says "I'm celebrating"
"What a coincidence, I'm celebrating too. What are you celebrating ?"
The bloke says "I'm a chicken farmer and after years of no chickens I just found out all my hens are pregnant."
"What a coincidence, after years of trying I've just found out I'm pregnant. To what do you attribute your change in fortune ?"
The bloke says "I used a different cock."
"What a coincidence ......"
What a coincidence .....
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What a coincidence .....
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